Wednesday, June 20, 2007

so now what?

so heres the thing. i've gotta band, we've gotta gig scheduled for sunday 25th june.

terms n conditions state that i've gotta sell 20 tickets n shit. thing is they never sent the tickets to me, so now what the fuck? asshole calls up and tells me to meet him to collect tickets. how the fuck do u want me to sell tickets just like fucking that?

so heres how i picture whats gonna happen 20 mins from now.

i'll make a call,

hi is this jason?

yes speaking.

this is ruben, hey man, sorry can't meet you to collect the tickets, anyway i don't think i can sell them. so hey if you don't want my band to play for the gig its ok.

if he says - oh oh is it? no its ok you can still play..

i'll say - oh cool, in that case, we don't wanna fucking play at your piece a shit party.

if he says - you know you signed the agreement you should've..

i'll say - fuck you pussy eater, i sign that thinking you'd abide by the rules you made as well. oh and fuck you pussy eater.

if he says (again) - can you meet me tonight or tomorrow night to come and collect the..
i'll say - who the fuck do you think i am crawling around to collect something i'm not even getting paid for? you think i'm fucking stupid?

the world is full of fuckers, they come to you and fuck you around... when you come across a fucker, you should fuck him back really hard. if you are a fucker to begin with, do the world a favour and fuck yourself. once again, the ideal world is pretty much definitely one without human existence.

and why don't i want to play anyway?

i'm so fucking negative aren't i?

1. the band hasn't practiced for it at all.
2. we haven't really decided what to play
3. the venue stinks
4. i'm fucking weary
5. i'm fucking weary
6. i doubt the rest of the band really wants to go all out for this one
7. i'm fucking weary
8. i'm getting broke spending money on this fucking "passion" called music.
9. this gig is not going to get anyone anywhere
10. in fact its one of those self exposure gigs
11. and we all know that you can't get fucking exposure with those
12. you want fucking exposure you strip in front of your best friends parents
13. i'm getting discouraged
14. playing composing writing daily, hourly and getting nowhere
15. i know i'd love to say, its getting me nowhere cos its not good enough
16. why thank you very much, my honesty is just the most uplifting
17. i'm fucking weary
18. there are better things to do, people to put a smile on for
19. so its such a brainless decision, why the hesitation?

1. because doing the gig would be the right thing to do
2. because you should do it for your friends
3. because you will feel guilty for dumping this
4. because, be - fucking- cause.

all problems are self created ladies n gentlemen, i got myself into this and i'm drowning in my own shit, this is so fucking fun, i so wanna do this again.

kisses full of shit to all of you :)
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