Saturday, August 25, 2007

how to get your alcohol.

1. go to a supermart.

2. pick a busy counter.

3.have your cash in hand.

4. "i.c please"

5"excuse me?"

6. "i need your i.c"

7. "oh identification, sorry, me bees a foreigner."

8." oooh okay, thank you sir, here is your receipt."

9. "gracias"

10. smile and take your booze with you.


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